She left just over two hours ago so only Ross there now with Rachel so the evenings a write off now.
Great evening with these two, separate bedrooms eh, still canāt say i blame her 
Sometimes I think you are the only one left watching that place, pal 
Iām still here for Rachel and Raeleigh
You may well be right but like to pop in now and again, you never know i may be surprised one night
Once again an empty apartment, becoming a b___dy joke now unfortunately.
Fuck me Rachel has decided to make an appearance, thatās rather novel
Have you missed her badly 
I bet you miss Ross more 
Would quite go as far as that but i do wish he would fuck off permanently i must admit
Rachel has never really shown her full potential which is b___dy criminal
Are you willing to take his place? 
Sure would but she would b___dy k__l me, mind you would be a nice way to go i suppose
Ross had a 14 min session with her this morning, do you think your up to that marathon sex
14 mins, wow, what was he on, Speed
Ross always looks like he needs a b___dy good wash, even after a bath
So thatās your agenda you want to scrub Rossās back (among other things) in the bathtub
Now you are really being fucking stupid
I might be a twat but havenāt reached twat 2 stage yet
Funnily i was just looking at that view and nearly c___ed on my coffee
He aways looks as though he aināt quite with it to be honest 