Not ridiculous. Though you have made me laugh before. And smile so wide I have blushed.
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If I can cheer up just ONE person a day (or as often as possible) on here, no matter who they are, well then that cheers ME up too. 
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Stunning 
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Forgive me, F____r, for I have sinned with Montana and Eva. Dare to dreamā¦
And now I want to see what is under your robe. 
May as well get my moneyās worth from my first-ever confession. 
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No problem, the confessional box is always open to the willing congregation and i am sure you would be well pleased from your first ever confessional. The lord seeās everything but says nothing
I may need a little guidance. I think my confession would be best made on my knees. Wouldnāt you agree, F____r?
Am I supposed to tell you whether I was on my knees with Montana? Dare to dream, againā¦
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I would definately agree that would be the perfect position to test your religious resolve both to give and to receive the holy staff my c___d. Am sure you will leave feeling well pleased and satisfied. with your first confessional. 
Your experiences with Montana may be best kept to yourself as we wouldnāt want to push ones luck on your first visit now would we.( Imagination running wild here hehe)
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If the Lord sees everything then He probably would not be shocked to see me as He created me.
I also want to feel your mighty rod. Maybe taste its holiness. And feel the greatness of thy staff as it fills me.
I wish for you to fill my emptiness, no matter how long it takes.
(You started it, Padreā¦)
Am sure your emptiness would be well filled with the holy fulfilment but if not perhaps a second confessional may be required for confirmation of your faith as the holy rod may need confirmation of itās ability to satisfy ones parishioners.
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It is, if I may say, the first time I have seen you in role play style, with your messages.
Forgive me F____r, for this is not my conversation and I have butted into the middle of YOURS, with your confessional subject (apologies @Lyric171370 for describing you as such).
I just felt the need to comment on what I thought was a rather interesting observation of your good self.
Unfortunately this f____r is beginning to run out of superlatives
I was thinking that I would need to fill my mouth with thy holy staff to feel thy strength and might.
I anticipate that thy rod would eventually fill me, but my emptiness is vast. I long for that holy fulfillment, though you may need to be slow and gentle with me.
Indeed, I may need to bring company as the enlightenment fills my soul. It would be selfish of me if I didnāt share your holiness.
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I wonder if these posts above will be sent to the VHTV version of hellā¦
ā¦somewhat ironic, given the subject, I canāt help thinking!!!
I fully expect that F____r @jabbath1987 will punish me for my inappropriate postings and for being a heathen.
FYI, Iāve already been to hell. They kicked me out.
This reverend F____r is only to pleased to satisfy all his congregation and to fill every void of their spiritual needs however it may manifest itself.
Any introduction would be most welcome to my flock but my appreciation of ones beliefs would always remain with the first disciple who offered their whole soul to be blessed by the scriptures and the holy rod.and their elevation into a world of complete satisfaction.
Here endeth the first lessonā¦Please
Oh good grief, you mean there are more?!!! 
The world has no end my son, just believe
Yes Daddyā¦I mean F____r. 
That is awfully generous of you, F____r. Only one with thy holy rod would extend thyself unto others, no matter how great the flock.
Indeed, as I empty my soul and leave myself vulnerable and naked unto you, I anticipate you filling every void. I open my holes of emptiness to you, longing to have them filled by thy mighty rod.
My spiritual thirst for you is great. I seek to be fulfilled by thy holy nectar.
If we are talking about flocks and sheep, I simply want to end my contribution to this conversation with thisā¦
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