Good effort, squire, but more mockney than cockney.
Peek-a-boo
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They call that a pussy… looks nothing like me… 
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Well, considerin i’m no’ cockney, i’d say ‘ha’'s probably 'o be expec’ed, you ‘hink. I am curious abou’ one 'hing, 'hough. I ‘hough’ ‘he le’'ers ‘th’ were pronounced like an ‘f’.
An excessively dropped letter ‘t’ in writing, as illustrated in your comment, doesn’t always work as you might think.
For example, it wouldn’t happen with the word ‘the’ because that would simply become the male pronoun ‘he’. It does however work quite well for the LAST ‘t’ in SOME words.
You would have to spend time listening to someone who does it all the the time, in their natural every day spoken word (not so much with writing, unless it’s being done deliberately), to fully understand that though.
Thanks, David, that’s very helpful. I appreciate you taking the time.
Unfortunately, that lets me out. Can’t hear a sound. Thanks again.
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You are welcome my friend.
I must apologise though. I seem to remember you had mentioned about not hearing, in another context and elsewhere but I admit, I had forgotten.
Absolutely no apology necessary, David, but thanks for caring.
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Pleasant surprise, very nice and beautiful,
Are you a little bit jealous of the dildo 
