Both of them texting each other." For fucks sake can’t we leave now" 
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it turned sour when guest disclosed the"re brother and sister and into b_________y . thats why the dog fucked off and hid , henry was game but mira thinks more of the dog than her husband , hence the frosty atmosphere 
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Nearly c___ed on my fucking coffee then you bugger
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Henry used to open the vodka bottle first and then his belt.
Then everyone knew the party was about to start. And everything went its course 
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No action tonight, AGAIN!
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Sadly I think you are right. Once again. 
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Allez Mira !! il faut qu’elle s’assoie entre les deux et attaque. La fille n’attends que ça et le gars bande déjà en regardant les cuisses de mira.
you french guys have a vivid imagination, are you sure you havent clicked on the timeline and gone back 12 months by mistake
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The excitement and anticipation of the action is great. You can almost feel it! More exciting than any thriller
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fuk this . im just going to have a dry wank . whilst there still life in the old boy
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I wish you much success and good luck 
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im 72 more chance of winning the b___dy lottery than i have of getting a stiffy , at my age its a case of having to bribe the fuka to wake up , i take 2 100mg viagra and end up with the hiccups
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Yeah, I can tell the guest guy is gettng really warmed up 
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It’s just the coffee for the guest and the _____s for Henry! 
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How many _____s do they really need to get properly heated up then? 
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If it’s at least hiccups! Then you haven’t taken the pills for nothing.
fuk me now there playing charades . if that doesnt fuk up a potential party then i dont know what will , aptly named game i may say === cha·rade
[ʃəˈrɑːd]
NOUN
- an absurd pretence intended to create a pleasant or respectable appearance:
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That’s the problem they don’t get any!
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I wouldn’t need any _____s, Mira heats me up without ______!
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