OK now I have to ask. What (if you don’t mind telling me) is your accent? This has got me rather curious!
Ahhhh nosey bugger eh 
Well i be from Zummerset where thee zyder apples grow aarrrr.
And i ain’t a b___dy pirate either 
A____l cruelty look after your parrot 
Sorry! 
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Thank you for answering, anyway. 
The bastard keeps falling off me fucking shoulder though 
Don’t be sorry pal no bugger else ever is 
Devon got the heave ho then pal😂
he was in the gym doing the splits & had one leg in each county
Well whilst Debon be me home really i am resigned now to being in this god forsaken orchard called Zummerset for my sins, even though not many miles from the border think me b___dy passports ran out
Nah they locked the border to ensure you don’t get back.