No worry you two Jocks, it’s only a load of bollocks anyway so best to keep the confusion eh 
O fuck somebody careswho to decifer whose posh , i dont ---- GAVE UP AT THIS POINT
Doubt if they either know especially after downing a haggis each, most probably double dutch 
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That’s double Scots pal, we aren’t in Holland.
Doubt if either of you know where you are half the fucking time 
following there sat-nav
Oh that’s an easy one, we are on the better side of the border. 
You are telling lies now
I hear on the gr__e vine there s gossip about building up hadrians wall again to keep you buggers out
Why would do we need to be kept out of Scotland?
there going to make it bigger this time
Caption – this id not a skirt laddie & im wearing thermals underneath
You don’t mean you actually do live there? Wow!!
Thank goodness for fast-forward.
I understood one (quite obvious) word there but that was about it! I might understand it if I hear it being spoken but written down, not so easy. 
Dinna fash yersel JB whit thi dinny ken wilny herm thum 
I got my doubts if they undertand it themselves tbh
OK, now THAT was funny (and possibly true)!!! 
For a race that blows air into a sheeps skin bag, emits loud squeals and wears skirts one has to feel a bit of empathy