A hungry tourist in Spain decides to try the local cuisine at a restaurant. He sees a huge plate, sm____red in sauce, served to a gentleman at the next table. The man appears to be in heaven as he excitedly devours the food.
“I’d like to try that,” he tells the waiter.
“I’m sorry, but we can only serve one plate of that each night, after the bull fight. He is enjoying the bulls’ testicles, and it is delicious and makes you very virile. If you wish I can arrange for you to have the delicacy from tomorrow night’s bull fight.”
It’s agreed. So the man comes back the next night, and the waiter greets him and serves him a small plate of food, sm____red in a little bit of sauce.
“What is this?!” the tourist angrily demands.
“Well sir, sometimes the bull wins.”
I just made soup entirely from ingredients extracted from the atmosphere…
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It was a broth of fresh air!
Funny stuff. Loved the one with the purse. Reminded me of The Adams Family.
I’m absolutely fuming
Paid £8 to see Santa Claus, waited in the queue for an hour but was only in his grotto for a minute and a really rubbish cheap toy, what a rip off.
So glad I never took the grandkids 
Thanks for this training clip for the Darwin awards. 
