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Two guys, one 70 and one 77, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 77 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn’t even short of breath.
The 70 year old was amazed at his friend’s stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 77 year old said, “Well, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps your energy level high, and as a bonus, you’ll have great stamina with the ladies.”
So, on the way home, the 70 year old stops at a bakery. As he’s looking around, the lady asks how she could help.
“Do you have any Italian bread?”
“Yes, there’s a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?”
“I’ll take three loaves.”
“My goodness, three loaves!” she exclaimed. “By the time you get to the third loaf, it’ll be hard.”
The man replied, "I can’t believe everybody knows about this but me!
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