Funny's & Jokes (Part 1)

(Adapted from)
Frank Sinatra – Try A Little Tenderness Lyrics
from album: The Voice Of Frank Sinatra (1946)

In the hustle of the day, we’re all inclined to miss

Little things that mean so much, a word, a smile and a kiss

When a woman loves a man, he’s a hero in her eyes

And a hero he can always be if he’ll just realize

She may be weary, women do get weary, wearing the same shabby dress

And when she’s weary, try a little tenderness

She may be waiting, just anticipating things she may never possess

While she’s without them, try a little tenderness

It’s not just sentimental, she has her grief and her care

And a word that’s soft and gentle makes it easier to bear

You won’t regret it, women don’t forget it

Love is their whole happiness and it’s all so easy, buy her another shabby dress…

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Hahahaha “Come (Cum) on Eileen” :rofl::rofl::rofl:

first prize :partying_face:

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For Halloween-Goulish view the Perfect Pussy

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Shouldn’t it be BATGIRL???

i don’t know… my eyes were distracted :sunglasses:

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Edit…

This might be @Yan his phone :sunglasses:

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A visitor to the North Pole was given the grand tour of the place by Santa Claus.

The visitor suddenly exclaimed, “What a huge reindeer! But why doesn’t it have any antlers?”

Santa replied, “Well, there are several reasons that a reindeer might not have antlers. Some reindeer get their antlers late, some reindeer have their antlers broken off in a fight and some reindeer never grow any antlers at all.”

The tourist moved closer for a better look and asked, “What happened to this one?”

Santa replied, from fifty yards away, “He was born a horse.”

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