dear passengers, when you look out of the window you see the beautiful south of ukraine
unfortunately also kind of funny
Bloke attacked me with sandpaper he didn’t hurt me but he sure roughed me up a bit.
A Chinese doctor can’t find a job in an America, so he opens his own clinic…
Six months later, a lawyer walks by the clinic and notices there’s a sign outside that says “TREATMENT COST $20, IF WE CAN’T CURE YOU GET $100 BACK.” The lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic. The doctor comes right up to him as he enters.
Doctor: “What seem to be problem?”
Lawyer: “I’ve lost my sense of taste.”
Doctor: “Nurse, please bring medicine from Box 14 and put three drops on his tongue.”
She fetches the medicine and walks over to the lawyer.
Nurse: “Open your mouth nice and wide for me sir.”
When the drops of medicine hit his tongue, the lawyer coughs and sputters.
Lawyer: “That’s not medicine, it’s kerosene!”
Doctor: “Congrats, your taste restored. $20 please.”
Annoyed, the lawyer pays the doctor $20 and then leaves. Still determined to get the $100, he comes back a few days later and the doctor immediately recognizes him.
Doctor: “Back again?”
Lawyer: “I’m sorry, have we met before? You see, I’ve lost my memory.”
Doctor: “Nurse, please bring medicine from Box 14 and put three drops on his tongue.”
Nurse: “Open wide and say ahh for me.”
When the drops of medicine hit his tongue, the lawyer coughs and sputters.
Lawyer: “More kerosene? You gave me this last time for restoring my taste.”
Doctor: “Congrats, your memory back. $20 please.”
Fuming, the lawyer pays the doctor $20, and then leaves. More determined than ever, the lawyer waits a whole week this time before returning. The doctor recognizes him again.
Lawyer: “My eyesight has become very weak. I think I’m going blind.”
Doctor: “Sadly, I have no medicine for that, so I give you $100.”
The lawyer stares at the note.
Lawyer: “But this is $20, not $100!”
Doctor: “Congrats, your eyesight restored. $20 please.”
Why the panties? 
they come of for 1€ extra
and you can trade the diet coke for a ■■■■
_____ing that stuff means you lost control over your life 
some of the forumusers did you mean? 
You mean Torey _____s it?
noooooo
only diet coke