A____l heaven
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A hunter went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three
He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home where he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn’t like hunters.
The game warden ordered to the hunter to show his hunting license, and the hunter pulled out a valid West Virginia hunting license.
The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed it’s butt, and said, “This duck ain’t from West Virginia. This is a Kentucky duck. You got a Kentucky hunting license, boy?” The hunter reached into his wallet and produced a Kentucky hunting license.
The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed it’s butt, and said “This ain’t no Kentucky duck. This duck’s from Tennessee. You got an Tennessee license?” The hunter reached into his wallet and produced an Tennessee license.
The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck.
“This duck’s from Virginia. You got a Virginia hunting license?” Again the hunter reached into his wallet and brought out a Virginia hunting license.
The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hunter, “Just where are you from?”
The hunter turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said,
“You tell me, you’re the expert!”
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Today a cement mixer crashed into a prison van.
The police are now looking for 6 hardened criminals .
A guy walks into a bar and orders a ■■■■. “How you doing today?” the bartender asks. “Actually, earlier today I was feeling really down. Depressed even,” the guy says. “But then I parked in a handicapped spot at the grocery store, and then I had a bunch of complete strangers rally around me and tell me there was nothing wrong with me.”
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I sure hope there’s some kind of cable and winch arrangement for that ramp. That would be a hard roe to hoe even for an electric wheelchair. And, can you imagine getting down that thing. That would be better than a rollercoaster, although the finish might be a bit rough.
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for ski jumping there is also no take-off downstairs… 
It’s funny you posted this today. Just yesterday, I was watching a video of a guy doing backflips and twists while jumping on a wheelchair jump ramp. It was awesome, but for the live of me I can’t find the same video, even in my history.
But, here rae two very good examples of a backflip with a twist and a frontflip.
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Don’t let your Meat-Loaf,
Don’t let your Pussy Willow.
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There’s a skeeter on my peter wack it off!
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There’s plenty here you can invite 
Members or participants or lets go all in, both.
ah, so this is how firefox is installed on windows
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Looks as though it worked extremely well then 
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