Did you realize as well that 100% of people die when they stop breathing 
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Did you know that no one has survived death yet? 
They say Jesus did whoever he was
No, I didn’t. I can stop breathing for a period of time and not die.
Always has to be one smartass
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But, you wouldn’t have it any other way. How dull life would be without us smart asses.
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I thought it was a glass 
Can’t get that b___dy glass out of my mind now
At first, I thought it was a martini glass, Then, I thought, nope, that’s an upside down hand bell.
Seriously, doesn’t anybody see the lamp, with glowing light and all 
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Yes, it’s there with the black pedestal and the big, round, white globe.
Yeah saw it but it took a while. OKay my mind is in the gutter as well !
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Yeah and that all i see now is the b___dy light
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That’s correct. To everybody else, here’s a model student, who can be a role model for you all
I suppose that’s generally where our minds are. But we’ll remember what Oscar Wilde said - We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars 
Forgive me for taking the glass away, hope you’ve found it again. When you do, fill it up to the brim and raise it. Cheers