Too funny, but now you’ll have them all flocking to my doorstep.
Trouble is nobody ever receives the b___dy things
Bit like pissing in the wind and getting yer own back
D______r: Dad I have a flat tire!
Dad: Can’t you call your husband?
D______r: I did. He didn’t answer.
Dad: Do you have a spare?
D______r: He didn’t answer either!
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My dog ate a whole pack of scrabble tiles, so I took her to the vet.
Click Me
No word yet.
I was reading a book last night all about anti-gravity
I just couldn’t put it down
Seeing this shot of Dima & Sandra reminded me about a funny story about George Best. Footballer in 60’s & early 70’s for Manchester United. - One of the greatest ever players who sadly was an even greater consumer of a_____l and women.
A hotel waiter arrives with breakfast, knocks, and enters to see George Best sprawled naked on the bed with an equally naked Marjorie Wallace ( Miss USA & then Miss World - his latest girl on the side) . Covering the bed are thousands of pounds worth of notes, & 3 bottles of Crystal Champagne
‘Georgie,’ says the waiter. ‘Georgie, Georgie Best. Where did it all go wrong?’
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A spot of light reading then.
No that was History of the light bulb, very illuminating. 
Good to see you have put yourself in the spotlight. 
Yeh, I quite often switch😊
You must feel bright after all that.
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Yeh off and on😂