advertisement of a german parody funeral home, which is known for its very macabre, but also original posters
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This is an actual business company for funerals, not some sort of joke project? I had to google it, and there’s definitely some macabre ones. Here’s another, need a certain sense of humour to take it 
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is not a real business but from a satirical site
I should stop browsing there, otherwise I would flood everything here gg
here as a link, if you speak German, you will laugh to death there (pun intended)
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Yes, I thought it had to be satire 
Thanks for the link, by the way. I will check it out. I don’t speak German, but I do understand some. So I’ll probably have a laugh or two. But not to death, you don’t get rid of me on the forum that easy 
if you need help translating anywhere, let me know. my german is pretty good 
Mine too 
Is that german humour 
Really wow, would never have thought that
Well, I guess it is, as long as we…
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An old man crashed his car into a very expensive automobile. The owner of the expensive automobile jumps out and confronts the old man and says “Give me $10,000 cash or I will beat you to a pulp!”
The old man replies, “Woah wait buddy, I don’t have that much money but let me call my son, he trains dolphins.”
The old man dials his son as he is about to speak the owner of the expensive car yanks the phone out of his hand and says “So you train dolphins, well your old man just hit and damaged my car, you bring me $10,000 or I’m gonna beat the heck outta him and you !”
The son answers “Okay, give me 15 minutes and I’ll be there.” In exactly 15 minutes the son pulls up in a Jeep, Ten men jump out and beat the hell out of the expensive car owner.
Meanwhile the son walks over to his f____r and says “Dad I train Navy Seals not dolphins"
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They were married for almost 25 years. She, coming from a very conservative family, had always demanded, that the lights be off during sex, which actually suited him fine. As a boy he had suffered from a viral infection, which had left him infertile and impotent. Under cover of the dark, he had always been able to hide that with the help of an eight inch strap-on. She never caught on.
Never, until she, after several weeks of secretly reading stories on an erotic website, and after another satisfying evening of playing in the dark, she finally worked up the courage to wake him up with a blowjob… And found plastic and silicone in stead of flesh and skin. Angry, she rudely woke him up, tugging on his strap-on and shouting: “Would you care to explain this???”
He smiled and said: “I will, but first please explain our three kids”.
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Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing.
He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge. Mary agreed to go.
While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet.
When the manager was finished, Mary asked him. “How much is that faucet?”
The manager replied. “That’s a gold plated faucet and the price is $500.00.”
Mary exclaimed. “My goodness, that is a very expensive faucet. It’s certainly out of my price bracket.”
She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy.
The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one.
From the storeroom the manager yelled. “Ma’am, do you wanna screw for the hinge?”
Mary paused for a moment and then shouted back. “No, but I will for the faucet.”…
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very true as well
