Not a lot of logic associated with any of them. I think logic left the building with those people.
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, “Honey, my hands are freezing!” She says, “Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up.” After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, “Man! my hands are really freezing!” She says again, “Well, put them here between my thighs and warm them up.” He does, and again that warms him up. After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them through the night. When he returns, he says again, “Honey, my hands are really, really freezing!” She looks at him and says, “For crying out loud, don’t your ears ever get cold?”
Strange formatting makes it hard to read…
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Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation.
When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood.
When he gets back, he says, “Honey, my hands are freezing!”
She says, “Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up.”
After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again,
“Man! my hands are really freezing!” She says again…
“Well, put them here between my thighs and warm them up.”
He does, and again that warms him up.
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them through the night.
When he returns, he says again, “Honey, my hands are really, really freezing!”
She looks at him and says, “For crying out loud, don’t your ears ever get cold?”
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Why do you post it again? 
I was referring to the long post above…
You were too quick, just thought i would make it easier to read for you foreigners as you complained
I copied and pasted this from another site and, apparently, the way it was formatted made it come out looking a lot different from how it was on the other site. So, it was either the bulleted method or this.
When I pasted it on this left side, it looked just like it did on the other site, but in the preview panel on the right, it looked like this, and it was way too long to reformat. So, if you think the bulleted method was hard to read, try this.
They walk among us
I was at the checkout of a local Wally World.
The cashier rang up $46.64 charges.
I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64.
I gave the money back to her and told her that she
had made a mistake in MY favor.
She became indignant and informed me she was educated
and knew what she was doing, and she returned the money,
again. I gave her the money back – same scenario!
I departed the store with the $46.64.
~They Walk Among Us!
I walked into a Starbacks with a
buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte.
I handed it to the girl and she looked over at
a little chalkboard that said ‘buy one-get one free.’
“They’re already buy-one- get-one-free,” she said,
“so I guess they’re both free.”
She handed me my free lattes, and I walked out the door.
~They Walk Among Us!
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends,
when one of them shouted, “Look at that dead bird!”
Someone looked up at the sky and asked, “Where?”
~They Walk Among Us!
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate
agent which direction was north; because, he explained,
he didn’t want the sun waking him up every morning.
She asked, “Does the sun rise in the north?”
When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East,
and has for sometime; she shook her head and said,
“Oh I don’t keep up with all that stuff.”
~They Walk Among Us!!
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.
One day I got a call from an individual who asked
what hours the call center was open.
I told him, “The number you dialed is open
24 hours a day, 7 days a week.”
He responded, “Is that Eastern or Pacific time?”
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, “Uh, Pacific.”
~They Walk Among Us!
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car
designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped.
She keeps it in the trunk.
~They Walk Among Us!
My friends and I went out to buy ■■■■ and noticed
that the cases were discounted 10%.
Since it was a big party, we bought two cases.
The cashier multiplied two times 10%
and gave us a 20% discount.
~They Walk Among Us!
I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area,
so I went to the lost luggage office and
told the woman, there, that my bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry, because,
she was a trained professional, and I was in good hands.
“Now, she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?”
So I replied, “No Ma’am, The Pilot told us we’re circling the
airport, 3rd in line to land.”
~They Walk Among Us!
While working at a pizza place, I observed
a man ordering a small pizza to go.
He appeared to be alone, and the cook asked him
if he would like it cut into four pieces or six.
He thought about it for some time before responding.
“Just cut it into four pieces . . .
I don’t think I’m hungry enough to eat six pieces.”
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There’s a bang in the kitchen
He: “S__t, I dropped my cup”
Her: “Wait, I’ll come with the broom”
He: “It’s not far, you can also walk the short distance”
Reminds me of the saying:
“In the middle ages the sentence “Walburga yesterday quit smoking” had a whole different meaning”
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