So I was getting into my car this morning, and this fella says to me:
“Can you give me a lift?”
I said: “Sure, you look great, the world’s your oyster, go for it.'” 
My wife always gets me to check that the clips on the back of her ear jewellery are correctly in position.
I therefore regard myself as an earring aide
There really is a word for everything. What is cataglotism?
It is the scientific word/term for French kissing.
Walmart installed a medical kiosk. For $10 and a urine sample, it would diagnose any condition.
When my friend went with a sore elbow, the computer printout read “You have tennis elbow. Soak it in warm water and avoid heavy work for 2 weeks” Impressed, my friend wondered if he could fool the machine.
He mixed tap water with dog crap, urine samples from his wife and d______r, and then pleasured himself into the mixture.
When he put the sample into the machine the next day, the printout read:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Use softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Give it antibiotics.
3. Your d______r is on cocaine. Get her to rehab.
4. Your wife is expecting twins. Not yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you keep playing with yourself, your fucking tennis elbow won’t get better!
“Thank you for shopping at Walmart”
Have patience with the Thunberg rant and wait for the reporters punchline at the end 
Brilliant 
What an utter crock of s__t…!!!
I really hope I don’t grow into one of the old fools who believe that the younger generation is to blame for everything in this world and they aren’t allowed to voice an opinion without being stupidly belittled in this way.
Let’s analyse what this fool is saying shall we?
- You’re the first generation that requires air-conditioning in classrooms.
Truth. Who makes that decision and pays for it the kids? No, it is the namby-pamby parents who wrap their little ones in cotton wool protesting that their poor little kids need protecting - yet strangely it is the kids to blame for this, pathetic…!!!
- You want a TV in every room.
Truth. Who pays for that and makes that decision, the kids? No, the parents again pay and make that decision and you may say that the kids moan and moan otherwise, well if you allow the kids to make those decisions for you then that is bad parenting raising YOUR kids like that and you only have YOURSELF to blame not the kids.
- Your classes are all computerized.
Truth. You stupid old git it is 2022 not 1922 and another stupid argument as they are growing up in a computer age and what would you rather they use, a frigging abacus? 
- You spend all night on your electric devices.
Truth. I have two teenage d______rs and they are allowed to use their devices two hours each night and most of that is spent on helping them with their homework those are the rules that we make and they respect and they don’t break them. If any parent allows their kids to stay up all night on their devices then that is a reflection of their bad parenting as the kids have no difference on how to use these devices. Plus who buys these devices for them, again it’s the parents and I can almost say with utmost certainty that when they were toddlers their mum said to them: “for christ sake give me five mins peace, here play with my phone for a while”.
- More than ever you don’t walk or ride bikes to school and you arrive to school in caravans of cars that c___e the roads and worsen traffic.
Truth. So who decides to drive the kids to school in the first place? Again it is those namby-pamby parents who wrap their little ones in cotton wool protesting that their poor little kids need protection against the elements. Again, strangely it is the kid’s fault in badgering their parents.
- You are the biggest consumer of goods ever and update perfectly good expensive luxury items to stay trendy.
Truth. At the end of the day, the parent who pays for it can yes or no. But of course, it is the kid’s fault.
- The people that drive your protests are the same people artificially increasing the population growth through immigration which increases the need for bla bla bla.
Truth. I am at a loss to even equate some semblance of common sense to that last bit.
I have seen this quite a few times and not surprisingly it is always the people in their over 60s that promote it in the righteous crusade against the youth of today, totally blind to what he is actually saying because it fits their moral narrative against the modern youth of today.
@robwin I am not having a go at you mate as you have been sucked in by this stupidity as many have.
The younger generation has the right to criticize us for what we have done to the world and continue to do to the world and diversionary stupidity like the video above in trying some lame attempt to dilute their message is arrogantly ridiculous to the extreme.
Sorry mate, it just boils my b___d when I see stuff like that.
WOW now now pal steady on or you’ll have a fucking coronary and i would hate to be the cause of that
I primarily put it on just for a laugh without realising anyone would object or see red so easily or my bestest pal would blow his fucking stack
I wasn’t sucked in at all but you must admit most of the reporters rant does have a grain of truth in all of it whoevers fault it is and whoever you want or do not want to blame.
I must admit i do have a slight (may be an understatement) bias against mobile phones as so many these days can’t seem to live their lives without the b___dy things almost being surgically attached to their bodies. Having said that i do possess one and do, on the odd occasion, use it other than ringing anybody
Maybe i was being perhaps a little bit puerile but heyho we only live once and I try and not to take things too seriously these days but with the current woke society that seems to be springing up everywhere it is becoming very difficult not to find fault with many aspects of modern life.
Go have a ■■■■ before you reply pal, that’s even if you want to lol.
I shall await on tenderhooks 
Your are fine mate but I see this stupidity so many times and there isn’t one word that I wrote that isn’t the truth or common sense. Too many times we blame our youth but it was us who raised them in that way, but my wife and I choose not to.
Maybe if we started to listen to them and not dismissively reject their opinions we might get somewhere in the world and right a few wrongs as at the end of the day we will be worm food whilst they are left with the problems we caused.
Quite agree with your first paragraph entirely, so off to a good start here lol.
As far as i see it these days, and i could be wrong, but so many minority’s seem to end up setting the rules or agenda for many things with our ruling classes seemingly only to willing to oblige just to avoid further confrontation. Which is a bad omen for a start.
Having said that most of the stupid ideas and movements always seem to originate from America which so many seem to blindly follow which gets my goat.
As you say we won’t know as we shall either be worm food, or in my case ashes, but unfortunately we shall never know the outcome but i do feel for the next generation and beyond as they sure will have many huge tasks to solve, many of which in my view are insolvable as the earth/world will evolve how it wants to and humans will not have any say in the matter apart from survival.