Me too. I just wish I could hear her.
I can relate to that, can’t remember a thing if I don’t write it down
Hm, what was it I was about to write down
Something cat related maybe
No I remember stuff about cats
Know the feeling pal, what was that you just said???
No it ain’t or am i not getting it
You’re just not getting it. It spells the exact same thing backwards or forwards.
Hi buddy, these country bumpkin’s are a bit slow on the uptake so don’t worry about it.
No I haven’t I’m absolutely fine.
Funny, but strange cat.
A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen.
The woman asked the cowboy if it’s true what they say about men with big feet being well-endowed.
The cowboy grinned and said, “Shore is, little lady. Why don’t you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?”
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning, she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, “Well, thankee, ma’am. Ah’m real flattered. Ain’t nobody ever paid me fer mah services before.”
“Don’t be flattered. Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.”