I used to be indecisive and now I am not so sure!
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
Went down the lane and turned into a field.
Asked my waiter if he enjoyed his job. He said, "well, it puts food on the table
The inventor of the rear view mirror suddenly retired.
He never looked back…
Are you a fan of Tim Vine, by any chance? That’s exactly his kind of humour, daft but really rather funny.
I recently bought 51% of a vampire hunting company. Now I’m the main stake holder
I think he is brilliant, nothing long winded with him 
Just discovered that my local church’s vicar is vegetarian.
All services open with the words, “Lettuce pray”.
His brother Jeremy on the other hand… 
Reasonable broadcaster but by no means as much fun.
Enough for now, taking a break
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