A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.
After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke.
‘Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim.’
‘I know, F____r. In fact, I don’t think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two…’
‘I agree,’ says the F____r. ‘Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?’
‘Anything, F____r.’
‘I have never seen a woman’s breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours.’
‘Well, under the circumstances I don’t see that it would do any harm.’
The Nun opened her habit and the Priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty.
‘F____r, could I ask something of you?’
‘Yes, Sister?’
‘I have never seen a man’s penis. Could I see yours?’
‘I suppose that would be OK,’ the Priest replied, lifted his robe, and almost immediately he was sporting a huge erection.
‘Sister, you know that if I insert this in the right place, it can give life.’
‘Is that true F____r?’
‘Yes, it is, Sister.’
‘Oh F____r, that’s wonderful … stick it in the camel and let’s get the fuck out of here!’
