You got a weird imagination 
Tell it to Nobi Hayashi. I’m just the messenger.
Now, you made me use up one of my posts.
No worry will start you off again now then 
The phrase “…box of rocks.” comes to mind. 
S__t, don’t know whether to laugh or facepalm here. It’s funny, in a sad kind of way. And it’s sad in a funny kind of way. The sheer stupidity and lack of sensitivity of some people are stunning 
On the positive side, I learned a new English phrase today, never heard of “box of rocks” before
Another similar one, as mad as a box of frogs
Thanks, never heard that one before either. Learning stuff, it’s a good day today 
Well you got to be “Barking mad” to understand some of them
Would you believe, but that one I am actually familiar with
Boris Gonesoon
bet i can hands free
without messing up my pants?
but if not you resign!
when do you tell them?
A Russian coma patient wakes up after 6 months …
… and asks for the news.
“Well, we’re fighting in Ukraine - defending our m____rland from NATO, and deciding the future of the world”
“How is it going?”
“Well, we lost over 15.000 soldiers, hundreds of tanks, hundreds of aircraft, it’s a grinder”
“And NATO?”
“NATO hasn’t shown up yet…”
Putin dies and goes to hell, but a few years later he gets permission to leave hell and to visit Moscow for a day -
Goes to a pub in Moscow, orders a few _____s and asks the bartender:
Crimea is still ours ? - Yes, bartender says
Donbas is still ours ? - Yes, ours
Is Kiev also ours?? - Yes yes, ofcourse it is ours
Wow, amazing … how much for the _____s ?
5 Euros please - Bartender says
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Putin woken up at 3 AM by his staff
Sir Sir, wake up - the Ukrainians want to talk about capitulation
“Very well, put them through on the phone” Putin says
No need Sir, they right behind the door
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Ukrainian Wedding Night
F____r and grandf____r are giving some wedding night advice to a young Ukrainian groom who is about to marry a Russian girl. The f____r starts:
“When you take her to the bedroom, carry her in your arms and then without visible effort deposit her on the bed. That way you will show her that Ukraine is a strong country.”
“Then, start stripping slowly and let her admire you. That way you will show Ukraine is a beautiful country”
Grandpa chimes in with a troll smile:
“Yeah, and when you strip, don’t touch her, but instead start jerking off vigorously while looking straight at her.”
The other two men stare at him confused.
“That way you will show Ukraine is an independent country and needs no Russia at all.”
So true.
The full phrase is, “Dumb as a box of rocks.”
English version, “As mad as a box of frogs” others are______
As dumb as a wet noodle.
As dumb as a brick
As dumb as a library with no books.
