My mate just broke up with his girl-friend. Shame because he really thought she was the one !
When he was going through her underwear drawer ( you know- as you do ) he found a French Maid’s outfit, a nurses outfit and a police women’s uniform. He decided she wasn’t ‘’ a keeper’’ as she couldn’t keep a job.
Not a problem buddy, keep up the good work👍
Have you heard the rumor about butter?
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Never mind, I shouldn’t be spreading it.
B___dy hell can they get any worse? 
Yep, seems they can
Some people’s kids!! Sophisticated people like puns.
Always making me use up a post.
There are two types of cats.
The way to get around the number of post rules is to use the edit button and just add it to your last post
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There’s a big problem with that “work around”. The system doesn’t send out notifications when you add to an old post, so no one is going to even know you edited it, let alone see the edited post. It would be a good idea if the system sent out new notifications when you add something to a post.
A modern Orthodox Jewish couple, preparing for a religious wedding meets with their rabbi for counseling. The rabbi asks if they have any last questions before they leave.
The man asks, “Rabbi, we realize it’s tradition for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women at the reception. But, we’d like your permission to dance together.”
“Absolutely not,” says the rabbi. “It’s immodest. Men and women always dance separately.”
“So after the ceremony, I can’t even dance with my own wife?”
“No,” answered the rabbi. “It’s forbidden.”
“Well, okay,” says the man, “What about sex? Can we finally have sex?”
“Of course!” replies the rabbi.
“Sex is a mitzvah within marriage, to have c___dren!”
“What about different positions?” asks the man?
“No problem,” says the rabbi. “It’s a mitzvah!”
“Woman on top?” the man asks.
“Sure,” says the rabbi. “Go for it! It’s a mitzvah!”
“From behind with my wife on her knees?”
“Sure! Another mitzvah!”
“On the kitchen table?”
“Yes, yes! A mitzvah!”
“Can we do it on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, a leather harness, a bucket of honey, and a sex video ?”
“You may indeed. It’s all a mitzvah!”
“Can we do it standing up?”
“No.” says the rabbi.
“Why not?” asks the man.
“Could lead to dancing.”
I tend to use the edit button a lot. mainly because i check my grammar after posting, and secondly if i have added a snapshot, sometimes i find a better one, so change it later