You leave a pillow on top of the dog’s cage. What could possibly go wrong?
Question……
Why do women wear underwear.
Answer….
Because Health & Safety regulations state that any manhole not in use needs to be covered.
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My son came home from school at 7pm.
I asked “where have you been all this time”?
I was with Jessica he replied, we were studying.
After picking up a snack from the table my son said,
“These are lovely fishcakes"
.I replied “Go wash your hands you dirty git they are flippin donuts”
Husband: When i get mad you never fight back How do you control your anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet
Husband: How does that help?
Wife: I use your toothbrush.
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