Funny's & Jokes (Part 1)

Someone threw a bottle of mayonnaise at me yesterday…

I was like, “What the Hellmann?!?!”

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Steak and Blowjob Day (sometimes Steak & BJ Day or Steak and Knobber Day) is a satirical unofficial holiday created in the United States as a male response to Valentine’s Day and celebrated a month later, on March 14.

if there is no drilling machine, but the kitchen is well stocked…

Steak very well done…bj incredibly rare :joy: