Sorry guys just had a Lukas moment 
keep em cummin 
As long as he doesn’t have a robwin moment and start moaning everywhere 
Oohhhhh bit below the belt there pal
A Winchester woman driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk & asked, ‘What’s your hurry?’
She replied, ‘I’m late for work.’
‘Oh yeah,’ said the cop, ‘what do you do?’
‘I’m a Rectum Stretcher,’ she responded.
The cop stammered, 'A what?..
‘A Rectum Stretcher!’
‘And just what does a rectum stretcher do?’
‘Well,’ she said, ‘I start by inserting one finger in the rectum, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it’s about 6 feet’
‘And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot arsehole?’ he asked
'You give him a radar gun & park him behind a bridge…
The importance of a large vocabulary
I recently got in touch with an old school friend who is now an engineer.
I asked what project he was currently working on.
He informed me that he was engaged in aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel in a confined environment under strict supervision. I was very impressed until I understood that he was washing dishes and cutlery with hot water under the supervision of his wife.
