…that
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If i push my tongue against the back of my teeth they may b___dy well fall out 
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You can read that? 
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You have to click on it, then maybe zoom in a bit, but the quality is good, so it zooms quite well.
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Obviously if i made that comment 
Good advice for a girl giving a blowjob
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And freeze yer bollocks off
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… that Abby Hensel ist married, but Brittany not?
I found the following in another article:
Abby and Brittany share a common b___dstream and all organs below the waist. Abby controls the right arm and leg, Brittany controls the left. But both have their own personality with their own preferences and interests.
This leads to an infinite number of questions:
- what happens if brittany reports abby’s husband for r__e because at one point she had not shared consent for sex?
- If each person controls one hand, that is already cheating if he is touched by the hand other than his wife
- there is only one set of sexual organs… which of the two would actually be pregnant (from a medical point of view, this is at least technically possible, they said)
- If Brittany also wants to get married, is the joint body guilty of bigamy?
- what happens when one of the two heads has a ‘migraine’
- which head feels satisfied after sex?
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- if both: is that then a constant threesome?
- …
What other questions do you have in mind?
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That would be interesting for the person with the XX Chromosome.
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And, how many scorpions do you have to milk to get a gallon of scorpion venom, you ask? Well, amazingly, I just happen to know the answer to that question.
The venom of the deathstalker scorpion costs $39 million a gallon, making it the most expensive liquid on Earth. One scorpion would need to be milked 2.64 million times to fill a gallon.
Scorpion venom has a wide array of medical applications, from identifying tumors to treating malaria.
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Y ustedes se quejan que tienen que tratar de entender a 1 mujer…¡este hombre lidia con dos cerebros femeninos al mismo tiempo! ¡Hay que darle un premio!
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A mi más que no cruzar los bordes me preocuparía no saber en qué idioma hablarles!!! Todos hablan un lenguaje distinto y yo no podría quedarme callada
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your a woman you would overcome the problem by just babbling on like women do without making sense
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…acabás de meterte en problemas
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Sabían que en la película X-Men, en la escena en la cual Magneto viaja a la Argentina a un lugar llamado Villa Gesell, se cometió un error geográfico gravísimo?
Precisamente, la escena no fue filmada en esa ciudad balnearia (abajo la foto real del lugar), sino en Bariloche, a 1700km de distancia, cerca del cordón montañoso que divide Argentina de Chile y no a orillas del Atlántico, donde está Gesell.
Evidentemente, Hollywood no tiene un GPS a mano.
En fin, aquí abajo, lo fáctico:
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There is city in United States called “Intercourse, Pennsylvania”.
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Oops! Guess you’re in the dog house now, mate.
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