I think we need to alert the FSB (Russian federated state police) and INTERPOL to be on the lookout for Barbie and Katia!!!
There’s a b___dy palm print on the inside of the laundry room door at Ken’s place - Barbie used to go there a lot to poop - could that be a clue??? 
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It’s kind of funny that the Halloween decorations at K&B includes b___dy hand prints on the doors and b___dy footprints on the hallway floor - a couple weeks ago, everybody in that apartment was gathered in the living room watching an American slasher movie (Halloween, Friday 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street - IDK, they are all alike to me) and just about EVERYBODY, male and female - except Ken - was holding their hands over their eyes are deliberately looking down at their phones at the most violent scenes. Makes you wonder, huh??? Is Ken the Russian Dexter??? or the Russian Freddie Krueger??? 
Yan has a taste for the macabre too. looks like butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth. but they’re always the ones. “kept himself to himself, always put the recycling bin out on time, always a smile for everybody” then it turns out they’ve got a secret lock-up somewhere with a t_____e rack and a nice collection of military grade knives. That or they like the taste of longpig. lol 
I used to smash the heads off my sister’s Barbie dolls. but I’m a lovely person. I am. Can I get you a _____ …?
I mentioned the b___dy palm print on the laundry room door, and the b___dy footprints in the hall - and now they’re gone!!! Hmmmmm…is Ken trying to hide evidence from the FSB??? :thinking 
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Mine was, yes.
Yes of course. Do you really think we are serious. Where just joking. 
We were just wondering where Barbie was.
@Victor1297 what have you done. 
Yes, we were just joking around. Just wondering where Barbie went after spending the whole afternoon cooking for the Halloween party. I wouldn’t know how to contact FSB any more than you would know how to contact the FBI. Sorry if you took it the wrong way. 
I actually saw her leaving, she had her big handbag and small bag so it did not look like she was going for a long time. She went to give Ken a kiss before leaving. I did not see anyone out there waiting to k__l her. My guess is you guys have called for an international manhunt for nothing but hey it was fun and you did manage to piss Ken off.
Yeah, well, we weren’t exactly thrilled when they called US perverts. 
I just blushed when I heard they had called us that, I realised there was an element of truth in it. 
We no more than them - I know that I would not allow anybody to install up to 10 cameras all over my house so thousands of strangers on the other side of the world can watch me eat, s___p, shower, piss and poop, fuck and spank my monkey - I don’t care if VHTV paid me 75-80 percent of all the subscriptions (or even 100 percent). (But that’s just me) 
You know, it occurred to me that, if Ken is going to get pissed off over a topic that was obviously a big joke, maybe we should warn him not to read the s__t we’ve all been saying about him on the Ken & Barbie apartment discussion thread.
He obviously reads some of it, I mean he showered after 6 days instead of the normal 20 days. I am still pissed off as I lost money on that bet 
But I haven’t seen him fucking Barbie lately, even when she wants it - that was another thing we were commenting on - maybe he hasn’t read far enough
Every time he reads the forum makes him realise how inadequate he is and makes him terrified a real man might take her. Fortunately for him she really seems to care for him.
I guess God only knows why
If she ever gets really, really lonely, she can always ask me for a free ticket to USA for a quick visit. 