You won’t learn this in German lessons 
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So I had already deciphered the Eebern, I just couldn’t handle the rest. 
It doesn’t make any difference for me
Gar ned emol so dabbisch. Wennde weider so meschst werste noch en eschde Profi 
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'n beten Grütz ünner de Mütz is veel nütz, aver 'n groot Hart ünner de West, dat is best…
There are moments this is the most fun and entertaining forum topic there is
No chance
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I did not run away from german lessions, but it is so long time since I have used it and talked it, that I do not feel so comfortable about it today. I have to say. 
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What me and Mohrchi write here as nothing to do with traditional German at all
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A little brain in your head goes a long way, but a big heart in your chest is better…
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Wenn de Handkäs im Ranze rabbelt es Bumbesje bald krefdisch babbelt
No I totally get and understand that, But what I said regarding myself is the absolute truth. I am just saying thank god and luckily you are good in english.
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Ahahha yes that is for sure
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This essentially means:
When the hand cheese rumbles in the stomach, the farting will soon begin…
S__t. You looked that up? Didn’t you?
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Good job i am keeping away fro all this gibberish then 
By the way why is the forum translator failing to work on so many posts 
no, but I once had a girlfriend from Frankfurt…
Because it fails on Hessian slang and the Norwegian slang some others talked.
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Trust you lot to be a one off then
It certainly fails every damn time I try to mix english and norwegian.
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