wanna game of dominoes lol
Ah come on, group hug now 
Wow, I had no idea you guys could still run that fast 
You would be surprised what us english can do, may even surprise myself 
Bet you wish you were as fit as that pal
I get puffed out walking up the fucking road
heres one you will laugh at and @GladNGrumpy will want my b___d lol Whatâs the difference between Norwegians and mosquitoes?
Answer: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.
Treading on risky ground there pal
They ainât thawed out yet
lol he seems like a decent scandanavian chap . the ones ive met in person have the same persona as him , so i think he will have a little chuckle at the joke then reply with a one word answer âŚâCUNTâ 
No, I cunât do that to such a fine English gentleman as you 
sneaky bastuard saw what ya did there
He was fucking lying
I have my roots in the Northernmost part of Norway, and I can assure you up there we know how to swear. Most of the words translates badly to English though, so I wonât even try 
wasnt it sweet of @kaya to give us old buggers our very own topic to a___e
i used to deliver drill heads to the draugen oilfilds in the late 80s early 90s thats where i met a few of your fellow countrymen although ther was a few ities there aswell miserable bastards they where
I guess weâre like most people elsewhere, ordinary, nice and decent when you get to know us.
Sorry about thatâŚwhatever that is? 
However pleasant this convesation is, Iâll have to take a break now. Get me something to eat, and get a few tthings done. Probably be back a little later 
italians we had other names for them ,but when we took the piss out of them they used to wait till we was back on our boat then they would chuck paint bombs at us , the boats captain was for ever docking our pay to pay for maintance/cleanup
hello helo