One thing you just have to learn and accept on this virtual porn channel is that you can not just take everything here too literally and too seriously. That is just the way it is. 
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so what was the notification for earlier about exciting new updates , app went off line ,came back on and notification had gone but cant see any exciting new updates , admin said get ready well i am 
Which exciting new updates you read about? Could you please give me a clue where you read that?
there was a blue bar notification at top of forum page but as now gone
Yeah, it said (not quoting, but pretty accurate):
VHTV Forum update is incoming. Buckle up
Yes it never said new updates i just remember it saying buckle up. 
well when its says get ready or buckle up that ussually refers to something new and exciting ,but hey thats expecting to much lol 
but hey oh ,it was just a small hiccup in my mundane life . really thought you was going to introduce something new , but it was just the 3 minuet warning you get before the nukes hit
There are certain updates, though.
- Chat now has threads for streamlined discussions (yes I know Chat is not very popular, but it’s there)
- There’s updated category & hashtag auto-completion mechanism and styling: Apartments Discussion announcement
- There’s updated page loading bar, which is neat.
- New users will get updated inline forum usage tips
- I will update sidebar menu slightly soon, it got better editing capabilities too.
- There’s new lightbox available to use (click them):
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see told ya . something was brewing stop being b___dy stubborn and just say it as it is
Well normally when we get updates something else fucks up
yes just like putting the lottery on you expect a big win and end up out of pocket
VHTV Forum grows bigger and bigger, the functionality expands to cover more and more needs. The databases & media storage were meant to be big from the beginning, as I knew the forum will be popular due to users-to-users interaction, but could not imagine it will be growing that big so fast. And that’s all thanks to everyone of you. This brings a lot of complications, and some incompatibilities between different pieces of functionality will continue to pop up with every new update, though we try to minimize such problems. With Forum, we rely on common open-source engine, which is used by thousands of communities like ours around the Web. With VHTV Main, the core is written and maintained solely by us, that’s why we are able to test & roll-back any changes in case something goes wrong. If there’s something wrong with Forum with new updates, we need to wait for those to be fixed/bypassed.
In the same time, here’s a separate message to those who are keen on judging by publicly accessible visitors data: it’s not the visits or popularity which matters to how any business feels now. It’s the audience & subscribers metrics which directly represent the project health. The numbers of visitors may mean nothing to the project, as these numbers are inflated by the flip of the switch. As for us, we changed our marketing strategies to keep improving our subscribers metrics, not the numbers to boast about to others. Keep that in mind and keep the sand one’s willing to drop on top of our coffin to yourselves, as we’re fine and will be better with your support.
Thanks to all of you here, VHTV Forum lives, grows and drops in metrics (why not) by itself. This is a community-driven organism. VHTV Main is a different matter, though these two projects compliment each other in the best way possible, IMO. 
Keep it up, and we’ll continue doing everything to make your experiences better and better.
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What does that mean, could we have it in english please
There are up & downs
That’s better, us thick buggers can understand that
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I love 'em thick buggers
Keep it up 
One does ones best in many circumstances