at73 years of age tempreture doesnt matter , fossils dont shrink or grow m8 
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In summer silly, in Winter it disappears
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Just make sure you donât measure it with this as you could have a mishap! 
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Are you sure itâs fossils and not fucking barnacles
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Ooohh you are awful but I like you (in the immortal words of the appropriately named Dick Emery)!
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Used to love that guy 
b___dy brilliant 
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Along with Dave Allen too, wouldnât even be allowed these days No swearing either.
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Good thing swearing is basically allowed here then. 
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Well if you donât request stuff it wonât get added, i think that is the current trend these days. 
Years ago the MOâs used to work hard adding stuff irrespective of requests, good old days eh
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Well one has to keep up with the current trends
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Thatâs how comedians these days get laughs and they think it is funny
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Yes and ironically, it often isnât. They certainly donât make comedy the way I know they used to, sadly.
âŠAnd I am only 48 (24th of next month)!
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Couldnât agree more pal, and here we are on a porn site duhhhh
Will keep that date in mind pal
Think i can remember when i was 48, just
So is that 49 next then? Hehe
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Virgil calls this a semi porn site. Actually. 
Well 49 does usually follow 48 
so yes⊠next year I will have one more before the big 50! 
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I hope we all get an invitation?
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only if we wear flouresent tu-tus and croptops . but i have already chosen bright green , so no colour clashes please 
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Dave Allen absolute legend funniest comedian ever just thinking about that guy makes me laugh
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No tu-tu of any colour will be required. As itâs a birthday celebration, I think birthday suits might be more appropriate!
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okay glad you said that as was finding it hard to locate a flourecent green tutu , so now ill just buy some flourecent paint and paint the important parts . will that suffice ???
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