Tristan

Very romantic scene :joy: :joy: :stuck_out_tongue:

Potato date night…:joy::joy:

Yes, that does sound like a very romantic date night in the Eastern block. :sweat_smile: :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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Artem: Hey babe, I noticed you eying those potatoes. If you like things big, round and smooth wait until you see what I have downstairs.

Oh you have been looking have you?!! :laughing:


Still the s__tty light! From the may coming fuck we won’t see that much!

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After a couple of days of patients.he finally gets a dick in her
It’s ashamed he’s to much into himself then the woman he’s with :stuck_out_tongue:
He could at least offered her something to wipe off with .though he sure did!













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It’s all about pleasuring himself rather than the woman, he still needs to figure that side of sex, look up foreplay Artem for some tips :grin:

He needs to visit.his buddy Edrym. For some good lessons :stuck_out_tongue:

Edrym is all about quality, Artem’s more into quantity, we should stop giving girls that visit Artem a name just a waste of good names, she’ll be dumped now that he’s shagged her, just designate a number that should suffice :joy:

I don’t think he dumped the Queen.I think it was the other way around
She found out he like dick more then her :stuck_out_tongue:
I would’ve ate that pussy all night :smiley:

Королёву?
Вы про кого ?

He is talking about you and your ex Barbara. He said that Barbara left you because you like dick now than you like pussy… :cry:

Not saying that it is true but that is what he said.

@Artem, no negative comments, follow your life the way you manage what you want to do. There are always comments, not interesting, forget about it and move on. Here, in the Iberian Peninsula, there is a saying that goes: DOGS BARK, BUT THE CARAVAN PASSES :+1: :ok_hand: :clap:

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Same in french: LES CHIENS ABOIENT, LA CARAVANE PASSE… :laughing: :+1: :+1: :+1:

Same in Zulu: IZINJA ZIKHONJA KODWA UHAMBA LWEZULU LUYAHAMBA…

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For anyone who gets too carried away. I was referring to queen Lilya. Not Barbara.
I was being sarcastic :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:. it’s all good!

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C’est vrai, j’ai dû apprendre le français, l’anglais, l’italien et l’allemand, en plus de la langue maternelle espagnol/portugais, car je suis un chanteur lyrique :smiling_face:

Sarcasm being well interpreted is even healthy, as it breaks the monotony of some comments :joy:

You might want to reconsider this time. It seems she is moving in. At least she brought some clothes :grin: