Well if I was scratching my nuts with such ferocity in front of you, would you be able to ignore it? 
Well I just have to say I feel very priviliged and lucky not to be on camera. Luckily. 
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Oh nooooo, have got that image in my mind now and itās an horrendous possibility 
wenn deine Eier auch wund wƤren wĆ¼rdes du auch wie eine Ente laufen also lass die arme Trisha in ruhe sie probleme genug
What do you mean if? @robwin is so old he practically trips on them when he walks.
weil er schrieb Trisha wackelt deim gehen wie eine Ente
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Hey pal donāt give up the day job FFS
was ist FFS
FFS = For Fucks Sake
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My words 
OMGā¦ 
OMG was heisst das
Ohne Meerrettich Gesalzen
One of the most funny translations to German at least for me is Verfickt Nochmal.
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das heist vveerrflixt nochmal und nicht verfickt
oh man, that would be so funny if it werenāt so sadā¦
the germans call themselves āland of poets and thinkersā, but there are no rules without exceptionsā¦
But fortunately not all Germans are the same, because I am one too 
