THinking as my wife hose-pipes the garden & how things shrink as one gets older even the odd grey hair down below decks ---- what are your memorys
Sorry what you mean? Your wife has grey hair down below? 
History cheeky bugger NAH ! the long hose pipe (pun) my mrs would never admit to a grey she s russian she would dye her pubes
Ah yes. Or maybe shave them off. But seriously what was the intention of the topic? I did not understand 
im beyond understanding , prehaps its the boredom with a lot of the rooms and things just sprout out in my mind or prehaps the slight hang over from the previous evening , is it so outlandish 
lets see the reaction if any ? then chop it off if zero
No no alright. This here is the right place for nonsense topics. 
You wanted to know what I am thinking right now? I am thinking it will be a hell lot of work getting all the naked cleaning of Amelie into the archives as she is constantly changing rooms
if your getting free membership of this site for your troubles just enjoy your job looking at her rear it is rather nice 
Give that girl her due she keeps her home spotless & i bet its spotless when she leaves also , cannot say that to many place s here & as added bonus s she cooks good and wicked in the bedroom ----- ok im in the wrong topic again = i dont care 
I agree. And as this is just gossip topic you can say what you like
Pussy flaps.
Mankinds greatest achievement mankini
Fantabulosus
You have landing flaps let Dr Frog help you, but are you sure its not hemmoroids hanging down getting in the way of things
Harry Pothead and Worzels gummybears
To think in this pc age and instant communication , Letters used to be the thing it took three weeks to get a letter to & from russia then all night translating with a dictionary, this generation has it very easy .
Wow im now editing by Mr Jabs distructions wonders never cease to amaze me
Double Wow Wow im now promoted to being an editor , thank you vhtv
And the same to you, good sir! :lmao