The Eurovision Song Contest

Yes, I know what you are thinking: “Oh no! Not the Eurovisions?”

But yes. Today I had an epifany and if you bear with me through this post you can get rich. Rich I say!

On the 10th of may this whole circus will start. This time in Torino, Italy, since they won last year.

To be honest, they were also my favorite. But in hindsight, Ukrain should have won. By far the most original and creative song in years. Here it is. If you never heard it, you will hate it. Listen to it again and again and you will love it. Promise.

For this year, Russia ofcourse is banned from the contest. Last year they had a great entry: a song for all the women in Russia by Manizha. She ended up in 9th place. She is no friend of Putin. Please watch this recent video in this Dutch news article.

Like every year, The Netherlands have the best song. We hardly ever win but we don’t care. We know we are the best. This year we are sending S10.

Oh wait, I promised to make you rich. Here goes: (although it migh be obvious by now)

Go to your local bookmaker or betting website (where you normaly bet on football and other sports). If you don’t have an account, create one now! Bet all the money you can spare on Ukrain winning the Eurovison Song Contest. I have not heard their entry yet. But no matter what, they will win. I promise. Just now I checked the odds and Ukrain is on 2:1 on most betting sites. So lets say you enter 50 Euros, you get 100 in return. Go for it. Do it now, thank me later. The counting of the votes will not be as exciting as last year.

So what is your country’s entry? Surely not as good as Holland. Will Germany or England end up last?

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You can get ointment for that… :rofl:

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For us in Scotland :scotland: it would be nice if it was only England :england:, but it’s actually the U.K. :uk: and that includes us here North of the Border… :rofl: :rofl:

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Give BoJo one more year and anything can happen :innocent:

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It would have been nice if Nina was singing Russia,we will never know. Come on Ukrainian Don’t worry UK won’t get anywhere

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Germany. Song sucks big time :joy:

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By the way, you do realize that having a pop at Germany and England coming last. could mean that @jabbath1987 or myself could close this topic… :rofl: :rofl:

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Still pissed that this didn’t win in 2014 as it nearly gave the Catholic communities here a collective heart attack and they were going nuts here and praying for their souls in churches all over the country. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Poland Eurovision 2014 - Director’s Cut

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The best entry ever, was from Germany. In 2010:

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And we won :joy:

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LOL! Directors cut my arse! This way the Eurovisions will never make it big in the USA. :wink:

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Don’t try and butter us up now, It’s no good back pedalling. You are obviously anti German and anti U.K… :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Well they tried to appeal to its men, many other nations have tried to appeal to men in a different way :laughing: :laughing:

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But he / she is a good singer…

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es heißt Eurovision .wieso sind länder wie russland überhaupt dabei ?

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Russia is not participating they got kicked out. The participating countries are all members of EBU (Europan Broadcasting Union) You do not have to be in Europe to be a member of that organization.
That is why Israel and Australia are in there too.

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ist klar .aber eurovision war mal früher nur für ein paar staaten in europa

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The best alarm for cars ever no thief would ever try to triger it :rofl:

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Im a big fan of the contest mostly because we gather with friends order pizza and make fun with the songs thats why i never listen the songs before. I never care if greece win. I have only listened greek song and i think a place from 7 to 12 would be fair. I think Ukraine due to war will win

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Even people who don’t like this whole European Song Contest, they must admit that some of the contestants are really pretty/sexy. Here’s last years entry for Azerbaijan: Efendi - Mata Hari

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