I do like the one with the arrow pointing down to the honey pot. As if we didn’t know where it is, but it’s still cute. I saw a girl once with a carefully sculpted marijuana leaf. That was brilliant.
Has anyone heard of “Vajazzling?” Chicks are gluing rhinestones and crystals on their shaved cooters. How fuckin crazy is this? A friend who is a girl actually clued me in on it. That’s wild, but I think it wouldn’t be good if a dude swallowed a rhinestone while he’s down there takin care of business, or sliced his cock on a sharp crystal.
The things women do to their bodies… Fake boobs, bottoms, lips. Hair shaving every day. Colouring hair, skin and nails. On a diet before the summer is here. Never the same clothes two days in a row.
And they say they don’t do it for us. But for themselves AND other women.
This was also somewhat the idea behind this poll. I say: just let it all grow, woman! Some trimming perhaps twice a year max. Fake boobs are NEVER an improvement. Fake lips, blech!
I agree, fake boobs, fake lips, fake asses (I mean, seriously? Larger butts?!?). Why? Not to mention that sometimes these modifications go horribly wrong. Hair colouring isn’t that bad (although Nina takes it to the extreme sometimes) except they will go bald (on top) in their 50s 60s. 80 £ for nail treatments, whatever. I really don’t mind hairy armpits either. Fake boobs & lips, yeah, no thank you.
But I stick with a smooth cooter, for slurping purposes. Nobody likes a pube stuck in the back of their throat. It’s unromantic.
Addendum - I also draw teh line at hairy upper lips. Wax, Italian girl, WAX! Addendum 2 - this was in no way meant to be racist toward Italian women, just my experience
Like in the cartoon posted by Demonchik above, this is something that changes by the year or by the era.
Fake boobs were a thing when I was growing up. Who can forget the Baywatch boobs? The top models admitted they did it, as did many celebrities. I remember when Ivanka Trump had hers done.
Then we were told we needed fuller lips and asses thanks to the Kardashians. There were ways to do it with Botox and suction techniques that were not permanent. Of course, there were risks and horror stories.
Shaving is a more personal issue that has to do with identity and the person you are with.
I have never insisted on a certain grooming style among any of my exes. But I always shave completely when I’m in a relationship. Many of us just feel more sexy and appealing when we are fully shaved or waxed even though it is a hassle and can be like cruel t_____e.
An experience I had at a Jewish summer camp always stuck in my mind for my awkwardness and my cluelessness about sex. Blue Star Camp is in Hendersonville, North Carolina, a totally foreign area to someone like me from Southern California. I went during the summer before my bat mitzvah (1992). I had never had a “best friend” growing up with whom I talked about everything. As an only c___d, I never shared a bathroom. I had not experienced community showers before and the girls in my cabin were experimenting with shaving. Some of them said that guys liked girls who were shaved down south. The idea horrified me even though I had only just started growing pubic hair. I wasn’t sure what was more embarrassing, that I had only started growing pubic hair or that I had any at all.
I still had not shaved when I had my first experience with a girl during the summer before 11th grade. She went down on me the first time we were together and I had a physical reaction to Jody’s touch. I was exceedingly nervous because I was thinking that my bush made it obvious I was wet. I was also worried Jody would be horrified at my full bush.
Jody told me afterward that she preferred her gfs shaved. I was more focused on her calling me her gf than the terror of shaving for the first time. I was always scared to shave down there but she used a combination of Nair and Skintimate and it was pretty gentle.
Right after Jody shaved me the first time we went out and bought my first thongs. I’ll never forget my dad’s face when he saw me take them out of the dryer for the first time. I could never repay Jody for my dad’s priceless expression.
Shaving really is a personal identity issue.
I dated a girl who was artsy and liked to go to Renaissance Faires and crafts shows. She also ran x-country for her college team. During x-country season she shaved completely. But once the season was over she only shaved her legs. Lily had no problem wearing tanks that showed her armpit hair or midriffs showing her fuzzy belly button. She felt that hairy legs were socially unacceptable. But she said she preferred having sex when she wasn’t shaved. Lily asked me if I wanted her to shave before I went down on her or rimmed her but I let her decide.
It also depends a lot on nationality. I know from the stories of a couple who live in Japan. So there you can hardly find a shaved Japanese woman. And some Japanese people, when they meet with a European shaved woman, get surprised and speak like a c___d, I’m not a pedophile. Even if you look at the porn with Japanese women, they are very dense. We had a case that the girl walked with unshaven legs and under her arms I will assume that the lower tier was also not shaved. So, the director personally presented her with a depilator at a corporate party. With a rhyme. … she doesn’t like shaving, the depilator will come in handy. She then quit. But maybe it’s also hygiene and odors.
Maybe that is a thing for native Asians. I don’t think it is an issue for Asian Americans.
I have dated a couple of Asian American girls and they both shaved. It wasn’t really a topic we discussed and I realize the sample size hardly allows for any conclusions to be drawn. My point is I don’t know if it has to do more with the culture in the country rather than the ethnicity.
I’m thinking back to my artsy ex. I think part of the reason Lily didn’t shave her armpits or her belly button is she knew most people found it socially unacceptable. At the very least, she did it for the shock factor. But it wouldn’t have been shocking if everyone did it.