Who wouldn’t want to replace the dog???
@Philippa : Good evening Philippa, Is tonight the night your gay friends appear in the flat?
Они в отьезде
Thank you for such a rapid response and we all hope you have other friends around soon. 
Like the hair P, having a new image are we, looks good i must say.
Люблю тебя 
We love you too but we want to see you having sex with a man
The feeling is mutual 
but was just wondering if this is the night our gay friend may hit the jackpot? If you know what i mean 
Looks as though he is halfway there
Now don’t distract from the topic. You already have your foot in the door. 
That’s the problem, only the foot
@Philippa Hey P, as gorgeous as you are i am suddenly finding the mute button very useful 
No offence meant of course 
By the way ever thought about taking singing lessons???.
Love you really
so sexy lady