C’est une acrobatte
These two seem to have a lot of fun together time and time again.
Still, this sofa isn’t the best vantage point for us viewers.
But you can’t always have everything…!
That reminds me of a little, let’s say sex accident, I once had. Years ago I had some trouble with stuck up sinuses and would occasionally use a nasal douche. Basically pumping salt water up one nostril 'til it comes down the other, aiming to rinse and clear your sinuses. Sometimes a bit of water would get trapped in a stuck up sinus.
Anyway, I was with this lady, and we just got naked and were doing some foreplay, when all of a sudden a good sip of water dropped from my right nostril down onto her naked body. Which of course totally grossed her out. The increasing blood circulation had opened up that sinus.
What a fun way to kill the mood and deflate your boner. In the end I was able to calm her down and explain that it was just salt water and not the ebola or hanta virus, and the night was not a complete loss. But it also wasn’t a highlight of my sex life.
So that explains it…! Thank you!
Because it seems to really help with blood circulation here, too.
Did the guests leave?
Quite a statement, coming from you