I’m glad Demira, Miyagi and Mieloch will be back. I still think with so many people in one place that having a punching bag will prove useful. And if you think about it, nude boys jumping around being sporty is right up certain viewers street. Even reinf___ed I don’t think the pole-dancing pole can take much of Johan running full pelt at it and launching himself like he’s Spiderman.
( I’m talking about a punching bag on a stand thing not one hanging from the ceiling. and if money is tight, just a big pillow to punch. or one of those over-sized teddy bears nobody seems to know what to do with, call it ‘House Cousellor’ or something [also advise residents to watch a video on how not to break your hand while punching] )
Umm, yeah, that’s my vaguely constructive (and safety conscious) suggestion for the day. 
Did she mess with cameras. i thought blonde guy whats his name. O yea Johan.
Was Johan the one who had that ‘set to’ (sort of) with Aldon the other day?
that’s the one. the one who later played around with the ball gag.
Thought so. They went from semi-aggressive (or rather HE did, Aldon seemed calmer) to chatting like best mates only a few minutes after.
He broke the ball gag the day after.
Damn this brings back good memories.
Well, they don’t make them like they used to. it’s all all cheap plastics and PU leather these days. that’s no good for keeping a hostage long term, but what are you going to do when it’s all that can be found at short notice? Might as well resort to an old sock like in the good old days. Sock in the mouth tied round with stockings. Actually an easy way to get stubborn stains out of the socks that is. Marvellous natural bleach is saliva …
Sorry, what was the topic of conversation? somebody ask why it’s called nude house when nobody is nude again did they? Gor blimey, bless my soul, and other mockney expressions of feigned surprise.
I want what you are _____ing 
Sorry, bit bored waiting for a delivery. They changed the ETA again. is Nude House opening for business tonight?
So much for Russian efficiency, OH wait that’s German. 
Certainly not British. 
Hey you guys have fish and chip, sausage and mash, tea, what more could you want?
Somebody to take out Boris Johnson would be nice. Oh but I must add a “haha, I’m only joking” before MI5 come knocking on my door. 
I am only joking. don’t anybody do that, it’s naughty. mkay?
I must say I am also not one of his fans, how you guys elected him still shocks me. I doubt MI5 can afford to subscribe to VHTV
Some of us who are British HATE tea and hate fish and chips! I don’t mind the chips actually but…well you can have the rest of it! 
yeah, fifty percent of the English are a bit dim. That’s why he appeals. ooh politics, better not. and you’re spot on with MI5. Probably using those spy kits kids always get given by relatives who don’t know what the kid is really into.
now that’s something nobody has really done on VHTV, a m____r mystery themed party. Nina and Kira’s place would have been good for that. they could do it in nuddie house i suppose. live action Cluedo.
I’m rambling. s___p deprivation hysteria has set in. ciggie break time. (bows graciously and departs)
I have gone healthy and gone the air-fryer way, best chips out.
I have heard about those…not tried them yet, I don’t think.
Don’t know what you’re missing pal 
No smell either of b___dy fat.