It’s almost Christmas and Santa came early
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Or health and safety finally insisted they burn the old one 
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finally 
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Enfin un sofa qui a de l’halure il ne manque que la table et les chaises
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il aura vecu n empeche toute les baise qu il ya eu la dessus 
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it must be decontaminated before being thrown away
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The old one needs to be disposed as hazardous waste 
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Hazardous Wasteland. 
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Maybe Henry will preside over a Funeral for the old one 
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I would like to observe that. What an unforgettable sight, eh? 
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This new sofa must now be baptized with a good first fuck! 
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one of them wants to turn evelyn on and kiss her all the time . but she always turns away and is slightly disgusted
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Where is Chyna ?
So when are they having a Sofa Sex Party?
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