When was the first time you jerkerd off ? Did you ever get caught ?
I will start… It was back in the day when towards the end of school year and kids all went on field trips. This particular trip was an overnighter and I was bunked with a bunch of boys my age. I didn’t really know what I was doing but I got hard and started banging my cock on my stomach and 1 of the boys saw me and decided to let everyone know that I was jerking off including girls knowing too. I will never forget that outing
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if you get any replies to this topic , i am going to start a topic asking for members credit card details 
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Are you embaressed to talk about it ? I would have to say that the majority of men on here jerk off regularly and if they say they don’t why are you even here
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This topic has potential to get super funny 
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EXCUSE ME im 73 years of age loved only one woman was with her for 57 years she was my first and last girlfriend , in all the time i was with her i cant think if there was ever a time where i had to pull my own pud ,she was more than willing . , she passed away when i was 70 years old , and the chance of me getting a stiffy is virtually zero , and i dont see any point in c_____g an already dead chicken and if i did tinkle the winkle before i met my late mrs that would be 60 years ago your asking me if i can remember that . well as much as you may not believe , but no i cant ever remember bashing the bishop pre -pubescent , and as to why an i here , well let me tell you . vhtv is like a cake shop for a diabetic , we can look but not touch , so my dear fellow this is one grumpy old fuka , you wont be able to put in your LITTLE WANKERS memory bank
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Just thought I could get a little humor going in the forum. Don’t want to step on any toes.
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You did. I had a good laugh
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And again I said the majority of men not all men.
well you had my reply . im eagerly awaiting other replies
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Let’s just assume I want to reply do you really think I still remember?
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I get it some people have good memories and some don’t. There are alot of things I don’t remember and then remember the most stupidist things in life
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no you asked if i was embarressed to talk about it , as you can tell by my descriptive comment that NO im not embarresed , far from it , if i do manage to get a stiffy again before i croak it , believe me , i will shout it friom the top of a mountain so the whole world knows about the new 9th wonder of the world , but untill then sorry but im just like putty in my hands
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Stop it I spilled my _____
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Jeez, Jabba, you’re only 37.
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And? Do you think I remember a rather unimportant event more than 20 years ago?
Yeah, but I wouldn’t think that was rather unimportant.
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