Again a bit of a pity, because it looked quite promising. 
Lapdance, suck the nipples and leave. Same scheme as last time. 
I wonder how long until Henry falls over that x-mas-tree in the hall.
It that what you call ‘it’ 
?
Well, yeah, in this particular case at least. 
Sometimes it truly gets broken I can tell you.
In other words My self dicipline is not always that good.
Probably until the next time that he’s pissed?
It was a b___dy pity. So promising and ended up with almost nothing.
True… but i’d settle for a suck of her tits rather than go to bed with nothing at all.
Merida shut the entrance door pretty quickly. Then that is the result.
That’s happened to me a few times… they used to call these girls ‘prick teasers’.
How about fanny teasers? Or twat teasers?
That would be a man.
I can’t say that I ever met a man who wouldn’t ‘give it one’ when offered the opportunity, unless they were deeply in love with their partner. 
or on the revenge trip.
.. and after making her hot, throw a cucumber at her and say here is what you deserve.
Must be aware so the cucumber is not too hard - would be quite a sight to watch.
Cucumber? Make it a frankfurter !
With every side dishes added to get the best result.
Meat and two veg?
Yeah. For example. Sounds pretty good to me.