and true but as an Italian there are certain phrases/words that in Italian have a whole other meaning…(however I didn’t mean to offend anyone)… 
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If anyone was offended I apologize it was not my intention…
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we know you didnt , its not like you ,thats why when you typed that comment ,it came across as harsh , because there was no way to tell if you was serious or not , . for a few of us who know you , it seemed like you was being vindictive , and thats so not like you , thats why we reacted , 
have one on me mate
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Speaking of food, what is Henry eating now? Takes from one bowl and throws “garbage” into another! Maybe olives, I see many places they eat the same in here. Just curious!
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sunflower seeds i think
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could be sunflower seeds
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i have 2 african grey parrots that eat them but they are not as tidy as henry , they just spit the shells onto the floor 
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Life is unfair, why doesn’t Henry get a ■■■■ belly like other people? 
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he burns the carbs off with fucking 
and we just wish we could
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Maybe his lifestyle isn’t so unhealthy after all! Difficult to copy and test out but…
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finally the penny as dropped , bravo ! you get a gold star and 1 merit badge
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I have recieved two more trophies within my digital collection in here. God knows how that has happened though… 
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Because he doesn’t eat food?
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As long as they don’t spit them at you you are good. I had a friend who had one named Sam. I pissed Sam off and I never heard the end of it from him. Seems they can hold a grudge.
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they ferkin sure do i have two one called maverick the other called gizmo , and gizmo is one mean sumofabitch ever since i trapped is its claw in the cage door , now he just wants to bite me all the time , if it wasnt the fact that these where my late wifes birds , believe me they would of been thrown out of my back door a long time ago , the amount of scars on my hands looks like i punched a bucket of glass 
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Basically Henry is someone whose present we envy but not his future.
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even in his future he would still get more pussy than 99% of the straight guys on this forum will ever get , , thats a saddening true fact of life
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Speak for yourself please…
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sorry but if you was getting any ! you wouldnt be here jacking your helmet off to virtually pussy 
and then writing about your sexuall fantasy conquest , so that a bunch of other likewise frutrated old penis pullers can compare notes 
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Hmmm…you’re pulling my leg now…
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