Don’t know if this is the right topic for this one. But what the heck, if you can’t have smile and laugh about it, you might as well give up. And we’re not about to do that! 
A c___d comes home from his first day at school.
His m____r asks, “Well, what did you learn today?”
The kid replies, “Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow.”
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes Sean Connery.
believe it or not , i have actually witnessed something like that happening whilst i was on my cruise , the girls boyfriend was frantically begging and bribing people to delete the vid of there phones , almost felt sorry for the guy … i did say almost 
I hope that you enjoyed the view then
I facepalmed it because it’s so daft (my kind of humour for sure) but I will admit I did laugh first! 
