Funny's & Jokes (Part 2)

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Well, at least she’s pretty :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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While President Trump is visiting Jerusalem, he has a heart attack and dies. The undertaker tells the American diplomats who are with him, “You can have him brought back for $50,000 or bury him here in the Holy Land for only $100.”
American diplomats stand in a corner to talk for a few minutes. They come back with their answer to the undertaker and tell him that they want Donald Trump to be brought home. The undertaker is flabbergasted and asks, "Why would you spend $50,000 to bring him home, when it would be great to be buried here and you would only spend $100?
The American diplomat replies, “A long time ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We can’t take that chance.”

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What did he say about the trash can?

Quelle idée d’insulter une poubelle !

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The guy is saying what vehicle it is from the sound of the bonnet closing for each vehicle and for the trash can he said Tesla.

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@Lennie185278
Given your undying, but misplaced, love for the psychopath and all things related, I would have expected you to give a thumbs down to the original post because it made fun of Tesla, but you didn’t do that. Instead, you gave my post a thumbs down, which only talked about BMW. That could be construed as trolling.

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LOL!! Thanks for the transcription.
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The French Member of the European Parliament, Raphaël Glucksmann, has urged the United States to return the Statue of Liberty to his country.

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