A family’s driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed, and trying to spare her young son’s innocence, the m____r turns around and says, “Don’t worry, dear. That was just an insect.” “Wow,” the boy replies. “I’m surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!”
One day Max went to see Carl. Carl had a big swollen nose.
“Whoa, what happened, Carl?”, Max asked.
“I sniffed a brose,” Carl replied.
“What?”, Max said. “There’s no ‘b’ in rose!”
Carl replied, “There was in this one!”
A tough old cowboy from Texas counseled his grandd______r that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on her oatmeal every morning.
The grandd______r did this religiously until the age of 103, when she died.
She left behind 14 c___dren, 30 grandc___dren, 45 great-grandc___dren, 25 great-great-grandc___dren, and a 40-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
As everyone knows, getting the spelling right can save not only marriages, but lives!
we eat grandpa
we eat, grandpa
