Well, if you have married Sabrina at the right moment, THAT comment wouldn’t have happened 
Fair Point, well made - but Belinda (My Sabina) was much later. 
P.S. I’ve been married 3 times - never again !
Good Morning Guys, Have a Great Day !!
New York, a sordid room in semi-darkness.
At a table sits a huge, sweaty black man with a toothpick between his teeth: Big Leroy.
The door opens and two gorillas appear dragging an individual behind them.
- Hey, Big Leroy, says one, I brought you this loser. The big boss says to take him and fuck him in his mouth, to learn to stop messing with our people.
- Leave him there in the corner, I’ll deal with him later.
The gorillas disappear and the individual, livid and trembling, begins to cry: - Please, Mr. Leroy, I beg you, don’t bother me. I promise you that I will tell everyone that you did it, only the two of us will know that in fact it is not so!
- Shut up, worm! Big Leroy shouted and the guy cowered in his corner.
After a while, the two come again, with another unfortunate one. - Big Leroy, the boss is sending you this too. He says to cut off both his legs so he won’t run away from our people when he has debts to pay.
- Leave him in the corner, I’ll deal with it later.
Individuals leave. After a while they bring another. - Big Leroy, the boss says to take this one and cut off his dick, to learn to stop messing with our women. And he also says to cut off his hands and tongue, so that he cannot touch any woman in his life.
- Okay, leave it there in the corner, I’ll deal with it later.
The gorillas leave.
After a while, from his corner, the first brought in says: - Mr. Leroy, if you don’t mind, so there won’t be any confusion: I’m the one with the blowjob, right???
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What does this have to do with Funny’s & Jokes…
Don’t see a smile here… 
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A star-struck young lady was invited to a Hollywood Christmas party. She spied a star she was sure she knew and went up to him.
“I’m a huge fan!” she said. “Could I touch your neck?”
The actor stepped back and said, “What are you talking about?"
She blurted, “Aren’t you Zach Woods?”
“No, I’m James Woods!” he answered with some annoyance.
“I’m so sorry,” she confessed. “I guess I was in the wrong neck of the woods.”
I have 11 days Subscription left but have seen more than enough on here to know it isn’t for me.
I’ve interracted with some good people on this forum whom I wish the very best for the future.
I’ll just leave with a paraphrased observation by a fellow countryman Billy Connolly.
“Porn isn’t for me, Why would I want to watch people younger and better looking than me doing all the things that I would rather be doing”
I thank you all and wish you well. 
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You can still remain loyal to the forum without a subscription. Not because of the porn but because of the entertainment here. Think about it. It doesn’t cost anything…
That’s sad, good people with a great sense of humour leaving is always sad. But, i fully respect your decission and wish you all the best as well 
P.S Maybe you change your mind in the future 
