English…
more then only 2 very cute cats 
Winter is cuming
Here’s a true story inspired by the Yan / Evelyn “not getting naked” act.
A few years ago I got together and moved in with a British Indian girl who was a Virgin.
I was very patient and understanding and for a whole YEAR we fooled around but never “Did the Dirty Deed” as she had heard all sorts of stories about pain and discomfort.
Well one day she decided “Let’s Do It” so given her previous apprehensions I was slow and gentle.
When we finished I expected her to say “Wow that was amazing” or words to that effect.
What she actually said was “Was that it?” - I never felt so emasculated in all my life. 
“I didn’t mean it that way, I was expecting lots of pain” - but the damage was done…