Funny's & Jokes (Part 1)

Yeah, but I’m just a big ol tease, I like to dangle
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Nope not yet… :joy:

You’re just not trying hard enough.
Comedy Central Lol GIF by Awkwafina is Nora from Queens

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A small grandson who was shopping with his grandf____r got lost in the mall.

The boy approached a uniformed security guard and said, “I’ve lost my grandpa!”

The guard asked, “What’s his name?”

The boy replied, “Grandpa.”

The guard smiles, then asks, “What’s he like?”

To which the little tyke hesitated for a moment and replied, “Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits.” :wink:

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No i never have had any pal. bit of a s__t am begining to feel left out now :rofl:

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I must be a bit thick this morning didn’t get it first read :rofl:

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B___dy hell pal you’re busy this morning, what’s happened? s__t the bed or something :rofl:

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The F___e Sport GIF by FeansterRC
You must use the f___e :joy::joy::joy:

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Must have been a little fog that leaked into your house overnight, and you couldn’t see it properly. Yeah, that what it was, had to be. :rofl: :rofl:

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Just this morning😂

Cartoon Knife GIF by Scooby-Doo
So it’s Scooby underneath that robs mask!!! Finally, the dastardly secret is out :joy::joy::joy:

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Does seem to be more on a recurring basis, just don’t understand why :rofl:

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Being an auld git isn’t easy pal, take it from one who knows😊

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Only one word for that: pathetic.

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i feel almost sorry for him. How do you get to be that… i am not sure what the word is…
Upset?
Angry?
Insecure ?

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This is verbal violence, and violence is most often used by people who are incapable, for various reasons, to formulate an intelligent response or who simply ran out of valid things to say.

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