My wife asked me why I spoke so quietly at home.
I told her I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening.
She laughed.
I laughed.
Alexa laughed.
Siri laughed
William Shatner has discontinued his line of ladies lingerie. Apparently Shatner Panties was a poor choice of name.
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says “Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust line forty-four”. Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return. This time the husband crosses his fingers and says “Mirror, mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!” Again, there’s a bright flash… and his legs fall off.
Why wrong? 
