Interesting, crunchy litter box cookies…or? 
They are probably edible 
If anyone gets a message about canned meat do NOT open it!
It might be spam.
5 ants rented a property with another 5 ants
Now they’re tenants.
With the possibility of a pregnant.
It would have been better if she had taken a drag on a vape and then farted it out her ass.
2 out of 10 for that reply and that’s being generous
Pretty sure the red package is condoms and the yellow container is some kind of lube, but the grin on the cashier’s face says it all.
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A wife takes the car to go shopping. On her return the husband asks her how was it. She says I have good news and bad news. What is the good news he says. She replies that the airbags on the volvo are working well.
Hold on guys, I’ll save you.